I BELIEVE IN REVENGE THROUGH UNYIELDING INDIFFERENCE;
MY ALMIGHTY POWER OF PRECISION APATHY.

MODERN VALUES:

OH NO YOU SHOULD KEEP IT FER SURE BABE

MODERN 50's

(when you don't drink...again)

boy: Going to my friend's bar later. Come by, I'll buy you a soda.
girl: I don't drink soda. You can pour me a water, with ice.

MODERN TEXTS

text: i totally see you right now
girl: LOL I just saw this. CREEP.
text: you know it

MODERN LIFE

boy: I can't love.
girl: Lol, whatever.
boy: I love you.
girl: lol.
boy: I LOVE YOU.
girl: LOL YEAH RIGHT.
boy: Bitch.
girl: Liar.